Mask --toxic fume filter for when it doesn't smell like roses.
Goggles --for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful.
Protective Poop Poncho --need we say more???
Tongs --Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
Turkey Baster --for precision hiney washing.
Ear/Nose Plugs --use with care.
Pacifier -- scream plug.
Baby Wipes -- for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
Diaper for Newborn -- cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
Bio Hazard Bag and Rubber Gloves --for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
Emergency Formula Container-- doubles as a PeePee cover for WeWe.
Hand Wipes-- to clean up afterward. (For Dad's use only).
Picture Frame -- this is your badge of honor.
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